MIKE: We watched this Spanish horror movie the other night and thought of you the whole time.
MIKE SQUARED: Yeah, it was pretty funny.
ME: Why?
MIKE: One of the characters looked just like you. She was your doppelganger, except she had red hair.
MIKE SQUARED: Totally. Just like you. Same energy.
ME: Wow, awesome! What was her character? Was she cool?
MIKE SQUARED: I’m not going to lie to you, Raff. She was the tattooed carnival slut.
ME: Goddamnit. Again??
MIKE: Yeah. Sorry.
MIKE SQUARED: Yeah…
MISS ANTHROPE'S HOUSE OF HIGH DRAMA 
Santa Sengre!
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