ME: This cookie tastes terrible. Where’s my triple chocolate chunk?
DREW: That’s MY vegan cookie. Put it back. You said you didn’t want a cookie so I didn’t get you one.
ME: No, I said I would just have a bite of yours, and you got all huffy like you always do, and you picked out an extra cookie. Are you telling me you only got these crappy ones?
DREW: Yes. I got the cookies I like for ME because you said you didn’t want any. Stop eating my fucking cookie.
ME: This is not nearly as good as the triple chocolate chunk.
DREW: Well, you seem to be inhaling it just fine. You’re really pissing me off. Stop eating my fucking cookies, Mary! You said you didn’t want one!
ME: You are a bitter, bitter man. And that cookie sucked.
DREW: I hate you.
Wellll…I spent some of the weekend copying and pasting old myspace blogs into the blogger blog (Say it again–blog, blogging, bloggerty, bloggggg) and was slightly embarrassed to notice that there have been more than a couple of crap blogs in my history. But I don’t mind too much because there were some decent ones as well and I can see that it has been great for practice, regardless of topic.
I also decided that it is self-defeating in some ways to continue to post the blogs on myspace as well as blogger, mostly because it splits the comments and traffic. I have never viewed the blog as anything other than a means of personal entertainment and connecting with my friends, but the truth is that if I want to get professional I have to get professional. So if you want to keep up with me, this page is where I’ll be.
And because it’s boring to make you read more than one blog about my blogs, I will spice up your viewing pleasure with these horrendous hipster photos. Please enjoy this opportunity to feel superior to Brooklyn’s over-indulged youth and marvel at more proof that the apocalypse must surely be nigh. Our suffering will soon be at an end, my friends.