The Glamorous Life

ME (picking up a book Brooke has brought into the bar with her): “The Society of the Spectacle”? Sometimes I think you never want to get laid again.

BROOKE: It’s true. I think I hate straight men.

MIKE SQUARED: Raff, your boob is falling out of your dress.

ME: Thank you, Michael. You’re a good friend.

MIKE SQUARED: You tell me when I have spinach in my teeth, I tell you when your boobs escape! It’s win/win.

MIKE 1: razumfrazumrazumfrazum…

JOHN: What are you saying? Is that a foreign language?

ME: He said, “This song has bongos in it. I like bongos.”

DREW (dancing by): Raff’s the only one who can understand Mike when he’s fucked up. She’s the Mike whisperer.

MIKE 1: mrfrzzngbiglle!

ME: Your fly is undone? I hadn’t noticed…

DREW: More shots! Happy birthday, James!

ME: James is at the other end of the bar, Andrew. Maybe you should slow down on the shots.

DREW: Shut up, Mary. Stop oppressing me! I will not be kept down!

ME (pointing to him): How can you not want a magical relationship like that in your life?

BROOKE: Tempting, soooo tempting…

MIKE: Brggrrifflemuck!

Author: Raffaele

Rock and roll juggernaut, writer, muse, animal lover, Cycle Slut from Hell, friend, lover, sister, daughter, nerd, fagwoman, Slytherin, killer queen.

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