You’ve Got Mail!

Soooo…I know my blogs have been a little heavy lately.
 
I seem to lack a certain privacy filter that most people have. I tend to put out whatever stream of consciousness is running through my head both verbally, and in writing. I find it impossible to hide my emotions and thoughts most of the time, and this can be interesting to some people but disconcerting to others.

Also, I realize that I am an incredibly lucky girl, and have had the opportunity to live a life that is interesting and enviable to some. Because of the gifts that I have been given I feel a certain responsibility to tell as much of my truth as I can to those who want to hear it. I guess it’s my way of returning the favor to the Universe. I know that what I write has meaning for some people and I really like that. I’m very grateful for the connection it brings and I want everyone who comments to know that I value those comments very highly, even if I can’t always keep up with responding in turn.

As for that last blog re being a Mean Girl, I almost didn’t post it because it was about me working shit out in my head more than having something definite to say. I want to make clear that I am not taking a position that being angry or difficult is a great thing to be. I am simply trying to navigate my way through my own life and maybe doing some clearing of old energies.

Okay, so there is another, much less soul-searching aspect of myspace that I would like to share with you periodically, and that is the absolutely retarded mail that comes through here on a regular basis. Unfortunately I haven’t saved a lot of it, but I’m going to start. Here are a few of the latest:

From some random tranny chaser named Marc who lives in Phoenix. Every photo in his friend list is someone like Alannah Starr. I can’t figure out if he thinks I’m one and this is his way of hitting on me? I don’t mind being mistaken at all, I love my transsexual friends and many of them are hotter than most biological females. But I suppose I’ll never know because I’ll never respond to this:

Subject: Would you please look at my pics page?
Body: One of the last pics is of what appears to be a dog, which I adopted from the pound a few months ago. I am suspicious that she may actually be a rat, impersonating a dog. Could you please give me your opinion? Have I been fooled (again?)
Yeah, I’ll get right on that…

This is from a Cycle Slut fan from Italy:

HI R,
H A U ?
GREAT YA PAGE W FANTASTIC PHOTO N GOOD PROFILE!!!
WHEN IS AVAIBLE NEW RECOR FRO CSFH?????
I VE 2 REQUEST FOR YA!!!!
I SEARCH CSFH SIGNED PHOTO FOR MY COLLECTION
AND 1 Y NYLON STOCKING( EHI ..IM A NOT A FUKKING MANIAC) FOR GOTHIC/FETISH DECORATION ON MY GUITAR STRAP.
I VE 1 FROM TERESA(ZEITEGZERO) BUT IS VERY OLD !!!
I WAIT YA NEWS!!!

BEST REGARD
P. ————————————————–

Ehi. He is not a fukking maniac. I like his enthusiasm but he is sorely mistaken if he thinks I’ve got the time or energy to mail personal items to strangers. NEXT!

This guy is my absolute favorite. I’m putting up a link to his page because he always sends me the kookiest and best spanglishey messages and I think everyone should add him so that they can receive their own. If I ever get to Hermosillo I am so looking him up for my 30 beers:

From: Alan
Subject: baby queen

Body: that as these beautiful lady a greeting and a strong sonorous hug from hermosillo and invitame 30 beers

Yay Alan!!

I am including this next guy’s profile because he’s douche and deserves to be exposed as such. Please don’t harass him or send him any mail.

Quite a while back I mentioned getting a really obnoxious email from a guy who has had somewhat of a music career. It’s here. I didn’t post his profile because I don’t want to cause schism in our little myspace world and after that first round that I describe in the blog I’ve never responded to him. But I got this from him recently and out of the blue, and it’s so arrogant and annoying I must share:

From: Taylor

Subject: u lost
Body: i won
I only hope that the females who respond to his brand of bullshit don’t plan on reproducing…

And from over on the CSFH page…
A guy named Rick who has this under his General Interests:

drinking beer,smoking,massive amounts of nugs,music,art,TEXAS MUSIC
writes this simple, yet heartfelt missive:

Subject: no subject
Body: i need a woman to nurture my pig
Query: what is a nug?

From a very gothey Italian in lipstick whose profile I can’t post because his band is working with a friend of mine:

Subject: ma che gnocche
Body: hey beautiful girl s…..fuck me!.beautiful sexy..girl s

Did he just call us his potato/pasta dumplings? And what’s up with the Italians?

And this guy, named Anthony, who sends us these kinds of messages with regularity.

Just in case any of you lovely ladies or sluts should ever happen to want me to be your slut (any or all of you of course) my cell number is 407-XXX-XXXX or if you have Nextel or Boostmobile my walkie talkie number is XXX*XXX*XXXXX would love to be the love (or just oral) slave of you all.
Um…eeeuww!

This cracker, who’s headline reads “the south was right” and has got all kinds of racist crap on his page, left us this comment:

“HEY SLUTS!!!……HEHE! I JUST GOT THE COMMENT YOU SENT ME,AND LET ME TELL YA,YOU SLUTS HAVE MORE CLASS THAN ANY OF THE SO-CALLED, “LADIES” I KNOW OF.YOU KNOW THE AMAING THING?.ITS THE FACT THAT YOU GALS ARE FORM THE NORTH.AND ALTHOUGH IM FROM THE SOUTH,YOU DIDNT LOOK DOWN ON ME BECAUSE OF THE AREA OF WHICH I WAS BORN AND RAISED.YOU DIDNT LOOK DOWN ON THE FACT THAT IM COUNTRY……AND A LIL HEAVY METAL,TOO.YOU DIDNT LOOK DOWN ON ME FOR “MY” CHOICE OF FLAGS.RIGHT OR WRONG,YOU RESPECT A PERSONS TRUE “INDIVIDUALITY”,AND THE RIGHT DO DO AS THEY WISH,FREE FROM BIAS AND PRDJUDICE.WITHOUT KNOWING ANY OF YOU PERSONALLY,I CAN TELL YOU ARE THE KIND OF REAL WOMEN THAT I WOULD HANG WITH,DRINK WITH,PARTY WITHAND DO LAUNDRY FOR.IVE GOT A COUPLE GUYS I KNOW IN A BAND(A LOCAL ONE),AND ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY CONSIDERS HIMSELF A FRIEND OF MINE.I TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW…..I HAD RATHER PAY TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY AND BUY A TICKET TO SEE YALL,THEN TO DRIVE LOCALLY AND SEE ONE FOR FREE(OR NEAR FREE)….FOR I WILL SURELY NEVER PAY $10.00 TO EVER SEE THAT BAND PLAY AGIAN. YOU UNDERSTAND HOW A FAN BASE SHOULD BE TREATED…MOST BANDS LACK THIS FORESIGHT.I AM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU DO NOT.MUCH LOVE FROMN THE SOUTH.AND IF I CAN NEVER CATCH A SHOW OF YALLS NEAR ME,I MAY JUST HAVE TO HAKE THAT DRIVE UP NORTH.BUT IF I DO,WE GOTTA HANG OUT SOME.LOVE AND BEST WISHES……MIKE.”
Scared!!!

And lastly, this dude, his email is pretty standard but combined with this profile pic, it’s pretty special:

where are you all jamming i want to c you all live and if ya want check out my band raccooncity, we are still looking for menbers no. i am not trying to steal ya ll but i would like to double bill with ya and get shit faced with ya later j ;Dark

Yes, it’s all quality for the ladies of CSFH. I suppose the good news is that we’ll never be lonely, and if I suddenly turn up missing this blog will give you some clues as to where to find the body.

Yippee!!

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