This is the kind of email I get on a daily basis, this one from my friend Martine:
I KNOW YOU’RE AT WORK WHICH MEANS YOU’RE PROBABLY ONLINE JOINING ANOTHER “TWILIGHT” FAN CLUB
SO WHAT’S YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE? WE NEED TO CHOW DOWN AND BOOZE IT UP SOON
LEMME KNOW WHAT WORKS!
LATER HAG
MARYTINE
HEY YOU BOTTOMSHELF DOMINATRIX
I KNOW YOU’RE AT WORK WHICH MEANS YOU’RE PROBABLY ONLINE JOINING ANOTHER “TWILIGHT” FAN CLUB
SO WHAT’S YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE? WE NEED TO CHOW DOWN AND BOOZE IT UP SOON
LEMME KNOW WHAT WORKS!
LATER HAG
MARYTINE
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