(Sounds of many men screaming in agony)
DREW: What the hell is going on in here? It sounds horrible.
ME: I have a new phoenix upgrade. I’m just running around setting guys on fire. It’s so awesome! Look!
(More screaming)
ME: I’m an elemental killing machine! I’m unstoppable. I am THE LAW.
DREW: All right, Cartman. It’s just a game.
ME: Don’t slow me down with your petty jealousy, Andrew.
DREW: You look a little crazy. When was the last time you combed your hair? Maybe you should get out and get some fresh air.
ME: Woo HOO! Everybody’s dead! DEAD! Hey, can you get me an ice cream sandwich from the fridge?
DREW: Terrifying. I’m actually scared for our future.
(More screaming)
ME: Did you see that midget’s head pop off? Seriously, I think this just might be the greatest summer of my life!
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