ME: I hate the way the bottom half of my face is looking in photos lately. It looks old. I need a facelift.
DREW: Why don’t you do face yoga? (Pulls his chin out and up) There are exercises.
ME: That’s a good idea. I’ll research it online.
DREW: Or maybe just shut up. You’re probably loosening the skin by flapping your jaw so much.
ME: I am living my authentic self, like Oprah says I should. I am speaking my truth.
DREW: Well, your truth is very noisy. It’s a noisome truth.
ME: Well, my truth for today is that you are an asshole.
DREW: I don’t think making that face is good for your skin either.
MISS ANTHROPE'S HOUSE OF HIGH DRAMA 
I'm sorry, but if you can no longer care for Drew due to the abundance of animals, I am happy to foster him for a while. I know he can be a precocious handful, but I think a timeout is in order before you get any meaner.
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I feel your noise…but you are still a great looking woman.
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I definitely recommend juvederm if you decide to actually do something about that face. I know how you feel. I'm not the old but everything on my face is starting to look hard and angular, but also droopy. It's a very weird phenomenon. I wonder how I can age less quickly.
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