ME: Holy crap, who is yelling into their cellphone back there?
DREW: It’s that woman with the giant head.
ME: I think her head is normal, she just has really big hair.
DREW: TALK LOUDER! I CAN’T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!
ME: You do realize people can hear what you say, right?
DREW: Oh, did I say that out loud?
ME: You’re still drunk from last night, aren’t you?
DREW: I CAN’T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!
ME: And you smell delightful. It’s like traveling with Bukowski.
DREW (Mickey Rourke voice): I’M LEON SPINKS!
MISS ANTHROPE'S HOUSE OF HIGH DRAMA 
Hope to see you while you sashay through these northern parts!
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Drew is pretty fuckin' awesome.
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Having just gotten off a plane full of morons an hour ago, this made me laugh super hard. Love it!
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It's you two that I want to be stuck sitting beside on a plane. But as luck would have it I usually get the giant wig lady!
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ha ha – at least Drew has the excuse of dink, my other half stopped drinking last year but still makes the comments out loud ….funny as fuck tho!!!
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hahaha!!!!
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