On The Plane

ME: Holy crap, who is yelling into their cellphone back there?

DREW: It’s that woman with the giant head.

ME: I think her head is normal, she just has really big hair.

DREW: TALK LOUDER! I CAN’T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!

ME: You do realize people can hear what you say, right?

DREW: Oh, did I say that out loud?

ME: You’re still drunk from last night, aren’t you?

DREW: I CAN’T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!

ME: And you smell delightful. It’s like traveling with Bukowski.

DREW (Mickey Rourke voice): I’M LEON SPINKS!


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