Unicorns & Rainbows

From: M. Raffaele
Subject: Photos!
To: Uncle Cranky

Date: Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 7:08 PM

PHOTOS!


From: Uncle Cranky
Subject: Photos!
To: M. Raffaele <darklady1@gmail.com>
Date: 
Tuesday, Jul 19, 2011 at 8:31 PM


On Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 8:31 PM, Uncle Cranky wrote:

BOY, DO I LOOK LIKE A GROUCH !  !   WHAT THE FUCK, DID YOU DO, PHOTO SHOP PHOTO # 4 ?   I LOOK LIKE I GOT ONE TOOTH IN ME MOUTH ! !    I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU TWO TWATS ABANDON ME HALF WAY THROUGH THE NIGHT, GO UPSTAIRS, BOOZE IT UP THERE FOR ”HOURS”, THEN BLAME ME FOR GETTING YOU DRUNK,…NICE,…NICE
YOU PAL, UNCLE CRANKY, ”THE ALCOHOL SCAPEGOAT”



From: M. Raffaele
Subject: Photos
To: Uncle Cranky
Date: Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 8:17 AM

Haha! What do you mean, you “LOOK” like a grouch?? Is this news to you? 


Did we really abandon you halfway through the night? I didn’t eat any dinner before going out and I got so blotto my boyfriend had to come and get me. Then I slipped off my shoe in the hallway of my building and sprained my ankle. Veeerrrrrry classy indeed. And yes, I totally pinned it on your strong drinks. What can I say, I’m a horrible person. It’s why we’re friends.

Text me or Zoe when you get back into town from riding burros in the mountains of Peru or whatever it is you’re doing overseas this summer.

XOXOXOXOXO


From: Uncle Cranky
Subject: HOW DARE YOU??
To: M. Raffaele 

 Date: Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 11:38 AM

On Wed, Jul 20, 2011 at 11:38 AM, Uncle Cranky wrote:

I AM NOT A FUCKIN GROUCH ! ! !  *!@:#!@!!@#!!*
From: M. Raffaele <darklady1@gmail.com>

Subject: Re: HOW DARE YOU ! !
To: Uncle Cranky
Date: Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:38 PM

You are a golden, magical unicorn in a forest of rare gems and exotic orchids.


From: Uncle Cranky
Subject: HOW DARE YOU??
To: M. Raffaele
Date: Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 5:52 PM

On Wed, Jul 20, 2011 at 5:52 PM, Uncle Cranky wrote:

ahhh, thats better,……but, ……YOU FORGOT THE FUCKIN RAINBOWS ! ! !

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