DREW: What time is Kim coming?
ME: About 4:00. I’m gonna help her set up to be ready to sell by 4:30. What time are you coming?
DREW: I’ll be out of rehearsal by 6:30 so I’ll stop by at 7:00. You guys should be good and sloppy by then.
ME: Really.
DREW: Yeah. A bunch of old sluts covered in tattoos and wine stains, talking really loud over one another.
ME: Mm hmm. Well, joke’s on you, dickhead. This is your life.
DREW (flopping face down in the bed and sighing): I know…
ME: So bring cash because we’re probably going to need more wine by the time you get there.
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