MIKE: Max just swore to me on the phone that he ran into me and you at an X show last year at Irving Plaza and I hated it. Do you remember that?
ME: That’s preposterous. I’ve never seen them live before. I would totally remember it if we had, I love them.
MIKE: I know. He’s nuts. What is he talking about?
ME: Maybe it was the Dolls? You hated the Dolls when I dragged you to see them.
MIKE: Well that’s just because it wasn’t actually the Dolls. I didn’t hate it, I just didn’t love it.
ME: You hated it. You hated the Two York Dolls.
MIKE: Hee hee! But no, Max says it was X.
ME: All right, whatever Max!
ME: So I just ran into Danny and Maria and Danny says the last time we
were at a show together was last year at X at Irving Plaza. And I am
maybe getting some flashes of watching Billy Zoom on that stage.
MIKE: I don’t remember anything!
ME: I know!
MIKE: How could we forget an entire show?
ME: I don’t know!
RIVER: Y’all are fuckups. (Pointing to me) You’re less of a fuckup, but y’all are fuckups.
MIKE: Do you think we’ll remember this conversation tomorrow?
ME: Hmm… All signs point to a big no on that one, my friend.