ME (unwrapping present): Oh, yay!! It’s the entire BBC Jane Austen series on DVD!
DREW: Gaaaaaahhhh!
ME: Look, honey…Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Northanger Abbey…
DREW: BBC. Boring British Cinema…
ME: Which one should I watch first? Emma probably…
DREW: BBC. Boring British Channel…
ME: I really like Sense and Sensibility a lot though. Let’s watch that!
DREW: Bonnets. So many bonnets…room is spinning…must lay down…
ME: Hey! Where are you going??
MISS ANTHROPE'S HOUSE OF HIGH DRAMA 