Baby Names

DREW: Thank God you don’t want kids.

ME: Nope. Although at one point I thought I could deal with a little girl. You know, with constant nanny intervention…If we had a girl what would you name her? I like Lily. Or Lucretia. That’s good and scary.

DREW: Triceratops.

ME: You can’t name everything Triceratops.

DREW: You’re right, it’s a boy’s name. Okay, Stegasaurus.

ME: Stegasaurus?

DREW: Yep. For a girl. If it’s a boy – Dracula.

ME: You’re an idiot. You know that, right?

DREW: You’re just jealous because I come up with better names than you do.

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