Drew: How’s work going?
Me: It’s fine. What’s going on, honey?
Drew: Been looking for the TV remote for a half an hour. Any ideas on that?
Me: Did you check in the couch?
Me: How about my jean drawer. You know I forget it there sometimes.
Drew: Not there.
Me: How about the secondary jean drawer? The one in the armoire?
Drew: Checking it now…ah…nope.
Me: That is weird.
Drew: Can you look in your purse please?
Me: You think? Okay hang on….checking…Um…Yes, actually. I DID put the TV remote in my purse. It’s here. Oops!
Drew: Goddamnit, Mary, will you please eat some fucking carbs already? You’re killing me.
Me: Have I mentioned today how handsome you are?
Drew: I’m hanging up now.