Breakfast

Me: It’s okay…It’s another woman, isn’t it?

Drew (rolling eyes): Yes, that’s right, Mary. You found me out, it’s another woman.

Me: You’re wracked with guilt.

Drew: Yes. Wracked with guilt.

Me: And you’re torn, you don’t know what to do because you don’t want to hurt me.

Drew: You’re so intuitive. It’s like you can see into my soul.

Me: She’s younger than me, isn’t she?

Drew: Well, who isn’t?

Me (slapping him on the back of the head): Ass!!

Drew (in Tony Manero Saturday Night Fever voice): Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. Why do ya gotta hit my hair?