Me: So that was it?
Him: Yeah. She took off with her fag friends for a month to get over it and I packed and cried.
Me: Aw, that sucks. I’m so sorry, baby.
Him: You know, I thought I was going to grow old with this person.
Me: I did too, I really did. I’m stunned.
Him: I was trying to remember if I got this upset with you and me.
Me: Fuck you! You are such an asshole.
Him (laughing): Well, I was heavily sedated that time.
Me: Um, yeah. Ya think?
Him (giggling): Yeah…just a little…
Me: You’re a jerk. But it’s gonna be okay.
Him (sighing): Yeah…I know…it’s cool.
Me: I love you. You can always call me if you need to.
Him: I love you too.
Me: Talk to you soon, k?
Him: Yep. Tell Drew I said hi.
Me: I will.
Him: Bye, honey.