I see this ad on a billboard every day on my way to work and I am living for it:
In the immortal words of T.G. Warrior, they all prefer beige wallpaper:
Proof positive that even if you are Dita frigging Von Teese you are not immune to the suffering shit-storm. Ladies, if you have a good man who appreciates your non-beigeness and above-foetal age bracket, make sure you let him know what a champ he is, because it’s a jungle out there and the apes are in charge.