3 Broads, 5 Songs, A Lot of Alcohol

All righty, friends and family, I’m getting some nice emails and a few questions so here are the details you’ve been asking about…

Venus P. Crusher aka Betty aka Vas Kallas will not be performing. I’m not going to give you any comment on it except to say that I love all my ex-bandmates and respect the choices they make. I also want to make it clear that this is a purely-for-fun gig at a party hosted by our good friends Rik Rocket and Supermorgan, which is why there is no pressure on any ex-members to participate if they’re not feeling it. It’s going to be a short set and the theme revolves mostly around getting liquored up and making some noise with old friends. As for the line-up, all members performing are ex-Sluts, except for Esko on 2nd guitar. He was in the Creeps with Gini, Pete, and I though, so he was practically a Slut.

Showtime is 1 am. But get there earlier and you’ll get to see the most worthy Honor Among Thieves.

Ahem…and to those who are already bugging me about the guest list, there isn’t one because it’s 5 bucks and I don’t want to have to struggle to remember everyone who doesn’t want to pay. However, there may be some kind of senior citizen discount for those who were around to see us in our heydey.

And as an added bonus June 24 is Jonny Tingle’s birthday, so we will also be celebrating the fact that he was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world on this date about 90 some odd years ago. Please bring canned goods and warm clothing to donate, and if we’re lucky we may be able to coerce him into coming up and singing Beer with us.

Okay, I think that’s it. I’ve got to go try to squeeze into an old pair of hot pants now.

Author: Raffaele

Rock and roll juggernaut, writer, muse, animal lover, Cycle Slut from Hell, friend, lover, sister, daughter, nerd, fagwoman, Slytherin, killer queen.

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